What do they call a black person flying a plane? a pilot, you racist!
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? snowballs!
I have the breath of life...and a penis
What do you call a dinosaur with three eyes? doyouthinkhesaurus
Q: why can't a blonde dial 911? a: she can't find the eleven.
So i went to a barber shop yesterday... ...and asked for a burn!
What's the difference between a sow and a cow? about three inches
What's the difference between a black man and a bench? the bench can support a family.
Haha, I think I am more into online games than physical
What do you get when you cross a letter of the alphabet with some random element? an itchy finger
I was a very shy, nerdy, slightly introverted high school senior
Women are like magnets. i like holding them in your hand and shaking them.