How do you explain the french revolution to a chinese? with long words
Don't let your children get sick of you. they'll grow out of it.
What's the difference between your mom and a hooker? your mom only uses one.
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? you can't fish with a guitar
Yeah, in the movie he tried to kill himself but he was saved.
I'm just a guy who has a lot of anxiety and needs to vent a lot. Any suggestions?
I tried to eat a clock once. it was very time consuming
I was going to tell a joke about my penis... but i'm a bit shaky.
What do you call a dinosaur with tourette's syndrome. a doyouthinkhesaurus.
What do you call a dog with no legs? it doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.
Hey baby, are you a three ring circus? cause i want you to come all the way.
I always wanted a pet rottweiler. That is, until I found this comment.
Definitely. I'm not a huge sports fan but I've been watching a lot of games this week.
That's good. I hope the new character is great.
What's the difference between a feminist and a gun? the gun is louder.