Chuck norris invented the spoon because he found it easier to mix drinks with his beer.
How do you explain the french revolution to a chinese? with long words
What do you call a girl who watches kim kardashian? a baeist
How do you circumcise a jewish virgin? kick the minotaur in the chin.
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? snowballs!
I'm not sure what I'm doing...
Hey baby, are you a three ring circus? cause i want you to come all the way.
Do you guys know the greatest joke of all time?
I was going to tell a joke about my penis... but i'm a bit shaky.