Chuck norris invented the spoon because he found it easier to mix drinks with his beer.
What's the worst thing that has happened to you so far in 2017?
What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle? a violin has strings and a fiddle has strangs.
What's an insect's favorite ice cream flavor? pretty fern.
You'll never know, it's just a matter of time.
I'm a vaudevillian. i try to stay out of sight when it comes to the other side.
What are the two saddest words you can say to a parrot? i don't know, you just parrot.
If you're good with grammar, you'll be good at everything.
I like my men like i like my women... ... i don't like women.
