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What's the difference between a blonde and a blonde kiss? the hair falling between the sheets
Chuck norris invented the spoon because he found it easier to mix drinks with his beer.
What did the dog say to the guy with five dicks? i don't know what you're doing.
What does a dingo call his girlfriend? nuthin' worries.
What's an insect's favorite ice cream flavor? pretty fern.
I blew 100 bucks in a vending machine. now i have $35 in student loans.
What's the difference between a jewish parent and a jewish rapist? the last person they fucked was white.
Friends are like trees they fall down when you hit your head on their
A man walks into a bar... ...and screams ouch!
What do you call a group of 12 obedient, well behaved dogs? organized crime
How does a redditor greet each other? i like c.
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? he wiped his arse.
Q: why can't a blonde dial 911? a: she can't find the eleven.
Why do you have a VA account?
What do you call a snarky criminal walking down a dark alley? a wagga wagga