What do you call a blonde in a tree with a lisp? lucidile dysfunction.
What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle? a violin has strings and a fiddle has strangs.
I'm 21 and haven't had a kiss yet
What's the difference between a dark horse and a favorite parrot? a favorite parrot has a long tail.
Why was dave brown fired from his job as a pizza delivery boy? he threw out all the pans.
I want to know what your favourite place on Reddit is
What does a guy with five dicks wear on a day-to-day basis? condom.
What do you get when you cross a penis with a potato? a dictator.
I'm not racist, i have several slaves. i'd like to teach you how to read.
No, but it's not wrong to be wrong.
That's good. I hope the new character is great.
What do you call a guy who likes to watch tv and eat soap? a tunereater
What do white girls and blondes have in common? they both get hit on by browns
Show us your favorite pair of shoes.
What is something that starts with f and ends with uck? fuck
