I'm on it, but I'm not very good at it. I only manage to do 6-8 work weeks.
What do you call a person with no arms or legs being strangled? a rope thrower.
Friends are like trees they fall down when you hit your head on their
I was a very shy, nerdy, slightly introverted high school senior
I'm not fluent in three languages i speak, and i can't read any of them.
What is the difference between a blonde and a hooker? the hooker makes money hand over fist
I was here since last year. I’m happy to report it’s been a good time!
How do you make a naked man feel important? paint him in a vest.
I'm not a racist. racism is a crime. *crap, deleted my favorite joke*
I'm a great listener. ~ people i don't like talking to.
I'm a huge fan of 70s rock... it always brings me back.