At least it's not the type of repetitive, in-your-face harassment that made me so afraid.
I'm not sure what I'm doing...
What do you call a man who is very comfortable in his own skin? a hypeman
My wife is like the square root of -100 a perfect ten, but completely imaginary.
I'm not a real person, but i know enough lies to get people killed.
What's the difference between a taxidermist and a werewolf? a werewolf can only grow on its back.
What do you get when you hang nt from the titanic? white water rafting.
What's the difference between a French braid and a french woobie ? about 3 centimeters
What's the difference between a dark horse and a favorite parrot? a favorite parrot has a long tail.
What do you call a catholic with a pointy beard? a roamin' catholic