I love a good haiku :D
Why was dave brown fired from his job as a pizza delivery boy? he threw out all the pans.
How does a redneck find a needle in a haystack? lucky, hes pretty handy.
What did the dog say to the guy with five dicks? i don't know what you're doing.
What do you call a bird with a rudder on its head? a passer-by.
What do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut you racist.
What do you call a mexican that sells drugs? a narc
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? you can't fish with a guitar
Why can't you ever see a hippo in the bathroom? because it's too far out.
I'm just a guy who has a lot of anxiety and needs to vent a lot. Any suggestions?
Chuck norris invented the spoon because he found it easier to mix drinks with his beer.
I like my slaves like i like my coffee... ...ground up and in a can.
