How do you make a naked man feel important? paint him in a vest.
How can you tell if a hamburger was grilled in space? it's *astronaut-gasm*
What is the difference between a blonde and a hooker? the hooker makes money hand over fist
What do you call a baboon without any fingers? a pretty one!
I'm a night owl at night, but at 5AM I'm a morning person.
What do you call a prostitute with no legs? brothel less.
What do you get when you cross a penis with a potato? a dictator.
What do you call a mexican who has just lost his car? carlos
Hmm I doubt it. I'm a girl, after all.
If i knew how to fly i would. - banned from dior
What do you call a baboon without any fingers? a pretty one!
