Friends are like trees they fall down when you hit your head on their
What do they call a black person flying a plane? a pilot, you racist!
What do you call a blonde in a tree with a lisp? lucidile dysfunction.
I'm not a racist. racism is a crime. *crap, deleted my favorite joke*
Why can't you ever see a hippo in the bathroom? because it's too far out.
I'm not fluent in three languages i speak, and i can't read any of them.
What do you get when you cross a penis with a potato? a dictator.
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? you can't fish with a guitar
Why did the mexican man throw his wife out the window? tequila.
What do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut you racist!
What's the difference between a taxidermist and a werewolf? a werewolf can only grow on its back.
I like my women like i like my coffee i don't like coffee.
What do you get when you hang nt from the titanic? white water rafting.
What do white girls and blondes have in common? they both get hit on by browns
I got bit by a 2 legged dog last night. the vet said surgery is on the table.
Wanna hear a joke that starts with a limb and ends with you?