Why shouldn't you give elsa a balloon? because she'll let it go! i'll be here all week, won't i?
I'm not a fan of nascar... i think its too American.
What's the difference between your mom and a hooker? your mom only uses one.
I swear I read it as “The Wild,” but it’s really confusing. It sounds like a song title I would say.
I have the breath of life...and a penis
What did the ghost say to the dead body? you look very ditched.
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? snowballs!
If you don't like the way i drive then get off the hood of my car.
What's the best part of having sex with 25 year olds? there's 20 of them.
I'm not a huge fan of bacon.
What do you call a mexican that lost his car? carlos
