What's the worst thing that has happened to you so far in 2017?
I'm so glad i'm single you're so damn attractive
How do you make a dead baby float? fuck it.
I like my slaves like i like my coffee... ...ground up and in a can.
What do you call a blonde in a tree with a lisp? lucidile dysfunction.
How do you make a hormone? don't fuck her.
Why should you never trust atoms? they make up everything.
What do you call a screaming child molester? a pedophile
How do you explain the french revolution to a chinese? with long words
