So i went to a barber shop yesterday... ...and asked for a burn!
She's a real I-da-hoessy bitch. He was hooked on a crack. Because it's hard to get a leg up on the competition. Because they have lots of experience in Husbandry. A man is at the beach and he sees a woman with no arms and no legs lying on the sand. So he goes up to her and asks her to be the matress. She says "I'm ..." and the man cuts her off and says "I'm ...". She says "I'm ..." again. So he says "I'm ..." and she screams "I'm ...". He says "I'm ...". She screams "I'm ...", and he says "I'm ...". She screams "I'm ...", and then she looks up into the sky and says "God, I'm ..." There's more air in her lungs ...Would it be called a midget spinner?
...it would be the worst case of suicide he had ever seen. My wife says I'm splitting up with her for a week. I don't have 2020 vision It's a little bit funny Because they are too close to their mother. The sound of silence. I think it's called the "damp fuzz".
She can scream all she wants, I'm not giving her the umbrella. I guess it was a dick move. It would only be a nightmare if it had an independent clause. ...otherwise he would be a chicken without a dick. Cabron blood Because the second one is a repost. I said "You're pulling my leg"
Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear. Then it hit me Deer balls. They're under a buck. We call him Master Vader But it's hard on my calves. But it's not the end of the world! It's because he's got little legs.
And a lifetime ban from the zoo It's a dead giveaway. I said, "I don't believe anybody has ever seen any movie where a bunch of Muslims are torturing people to death." The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve minors" Because he's got little legs. Because she was simply too kneady. ... there's twenty of them!
No pun in ten did! It was a case of one sided cup. My friend is a dwarf, and he's interested in learning how to ride a unicycle. I told him to try it, because I'm not sure he'll be ready in time. They have a tendency to crash and burn. The son said, "Says the one who can't parent." It's my Achilles elbow. I was arrested for double hummus-ide.