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No matter how much i try to be positive, i'm always negative

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I'm calling it the "No-Bell" Prize. Because she was a woman. A guy walks into a bar and sees a sign that says "If you can make the horse laugh, you get free drinks for the night." He thought that he could do it. So he walked into the bar and asked the bartender, "What's with the horse around this time of night?" The bartender said that the bartender was a man that would laugh with anybody who made him laugh. So the guy walked up to the horse and whispered something in his ear, and the horse started laughing. The man walked out of the bar and came back the next night and got his free drinks again. So he came back the third night and the bartender asked, "What did you say to my horse?" The guy said "I told him that my dick was bigger than his, and he laughed. Then I showed it to him." The bartender thought that it was strange but accepted his free drinks. So the guy came back the fourth night and the bartender asked, "What did you say to my horse?" The man replied, "I showed him!" Because it's the most-celebrated game in the world. To be fair, I'll tell you later. Why do we still have to watch the slow-roll? I thought to myself, "You've got a lot of potential!" He likes to keep it low-key Basically, it's like beating off a dead horse.

Because they can't even A field trip. It was a stroke of Miss Fortune. You're probably dyslexic A man is sitting at home alone when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later there's a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says: 'What the hell was that all about?' A man and a woman are having sex. The man says "I think we can do it now." The woman says "What do you mean?" The man tells her "Well, I would like to actually do it." So the woman feels her body and says "Okay, but you might have to hold my tits while we do it." And the barman says, "sorry, mate, we don't do cock stories here" ...but I saw only four clips. ...but I forgot.

You can't hear a vitamin. I do it on a first name basis. Cuz he's black and white They put a pillow on his head. I really hope it's Todd, he's cute! Just one, but it takes 5 episodes. He didn't have a lot of time on his hands. It was a glitch in the matrix ..but she called me a lyre when I tried to finger her.

A man and woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes of it, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!". The woman says, "Me too, you've been eating grass for the past ten minutes! What a letdown. You're probably dyslexic. She was looking for a vacation... I'm talking about an armadildo. Than I would have given her my umbrella. Eruptile disfunction ... I didn't want it, I didn't think it would work. I tried so hard. I got so much done. It was so hard. I didn't know if I could keep up with the laundry. I had to really get my ass done. I had to go to sleep. But I couldn't fall asleep. I kept thinking about my future and what I would do if I won the lottery. Then the next day rolls around. I go to work and I try to do my work but I can't seem to get anything done. I get a call from my secretary that my pencil was stuck in a pile of laundry. I give it a little push and there's no tingling. So I let that hang. Then I get a call from my boss. He says he's having a heart attack. I'm in the dark. I think it's my bad luck. So I pull out my phone and there's the CEO on the phone. He says he's having a heart attack. I turn to see that it's Melania on the phone. And she starts screaming and screaming that I have a son and that I have to get out of the house. I'm so scared. What if I lose this house? What if my wife is cheating on him? What if I get in trouble for something? He says he's ok. So I ask him what's up. He says "I'm fine. I'm just going through a lot of hard stuff right now. Just get done with the laundry." So I get done with the laundry. I let Melania know I'm moving house. She says that she's going to take the kids too. I say, "Don't worry honey, I'll take the kids too. I've had a lot to drink tonight." So Melania leaves the house. I hear the doorbell ring. I go to open it and I see a bunch of police guys. I ask one of the officers, "What's going on?" He says, "Some guy's been caught breaking into the house." I ask another officer, "What's he doing in there?" He says, "I don't know, but he's under arrest." I ask the cop, "Why is he under arrest?" He says, "He's probably framed up in the basement." You can hide but you can't run

Author: Photo of author Cian Conway Cian Conway
Published on June 8, 2022
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