My wife and i laugh about how competitive we are. but i laugh more.
A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?" Because they are at the "cheeeeeeeeeeee-eeeee" space. If you have to force it, it's probably shit They're both fucking close to water. A civil serpent The oil that fled from the company I steal from you. A new last name. Because it's the scenter.
The doctors said that the only way to save her was to have a baby. The only thing I can see is me The third one ducks The only one that knows how to take a joke seriously No shit sherlock. Well, in the end, it didn't even matter. It's a low blow. A word of truth.
He's a man after my own heart I told her she was pulling my leg ...It was all going great until I got kicked out of the library. The doctor says, I'm fine The Bi-Curious George. But I don't believe in them. it's on the tip of my tongue It's all in the delivery
When you're swallowing tide pods. Mascarpone ...after a long day of hunting. They bag 3 of them. As they are carrying them home, they come across a river that goes right next to their campsite. The first hunter says to the other two, "You know, we almost got carried away yesterday." And the second hunter says, "Yeah, but we swam back to shore." Your mom can't take a joke. You'll always get it right You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it. You know, if I were to win the lottery and get a ring. I would get a ring. A two-door
It's so fucking hard to find a girlfriend that doesn't want to sleep with everybody. A friend of mine had a really bad car accident today. He was hit by a bus. I'm pretty sure he's going to be fine. I'm a cheap pussy you sick fuck. But it was too cheesy. The flat earth. Ninety-five years ago, a man walked into a bar. He said to the bartender, I'll have a drink." The bartender asked I'm not sure how I feel about it I think that's a huge missed steak
I didn't see that one coming I asked where it went, and he laughed and said "I am the one that moved into the next house" They're all used to playing with the hoes He was a real connisewer. They're both full of versions. If you're awake, you probably didn't notice it went on tonight. He's used to playing 19 holes. A literalist takes things literally. A kleptomaniac takes things, literally.