My old jokes are just like my punchlines.. old jokes die hard.
It's just that they don't have to eat you out yet. Never mind, it's too long. I'm just kidding, I haven't seen him since last year! I said, "No, it's not your money." Because they lactose. Winterfell and it can't get up
I told him that makes 2/10ths of what he said. All that could be made into a gun and a very large caliber I'm a Fridge. ...because they can't C sharp. Would you help your uncle jack off a horse? The bartender says "No we don't serve food here"
You get to meet new people everyday! He is still hanging there I guess you could say I'm a heirloom. A nudist park ...is it still considered beef? That's only because I have a great sense of tumor.
A mortgage. Can't-le have a home. They're the wurst. Because he did it all in Dreams. Everybody's got one I came to a fork in the road. A man is at home when he hears someone knocking at his door. He opens it and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later there's a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says: 'What the hell was that all about?'
They were all taken by default I am a master of fast calculations. It's the only way I'll ever get into medical school. A man and his wife are having sex. The wife is having a fantastic orgasm. The man looks up at his wife and asks "can you orgasm?" She shakes her head. "Why?" He asks. She says "because I'm tying your shoelace." At least that's what I told my boyfriend He's now a seasoned veteran.
With a whack! But then I grew up and saw the same shit again When she buys the sneakers she buys the shoes size Because they can't C sharp. I don't know why she became so mad. It's pretty fucking hard to write on sand. He was too far out man!