Like my field or something?
A man walks into a bar and sees a 12 inch pianist playing piano, he asks the bar man "why is he playing so small". And the bar man replies "because I live at the end of this bitch" I don't know but it sure is a foot tall I thought, "What a fucking weird way to start a conversation." After all, it's just gathering dust. It's called the PETA Because he was busy counting sheep!
Because you're a joke. I don't think I can ever repay you. He's a small medium at large. The dog doesn't bite. I guess that's just the way that I am... You're a funghi!
I guess I'm just going to have to make do until the owner finds a suitable replacement... I don't know, but I think he's really down with that. They're both thinking, My mom's gonna kill me."" Could it be, I don't know, I just click submit It's the World Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right next to the pitch. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbour if someone will be sitting there. 'No,' says the neighbour. 'The seat is empty.' 'This is incredible,' said the man. 'Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Final and not use it?' The neighbour says, 'Well actually the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first World Cup Final we haven't been to together since we got married.' 'Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. That's terrible….But couldn't you find someone else, a friend or relative, or even a neighbour to take her seat?' The man shakes his head. 'No,' he says. 'They're all at the funeral.' He was a bad conductor.
He said "No, but I've told a donkey to fuck off." It's not that hard. If you can't come let me know. I told her to stand by herself, and she can sit on my face while I go to the bathroom. You burn the hell out of it! I said, "No, I don't hate your relatives. In fact, I like your mother-in-law a lot better than I like mine."
But I don't think I can run that far. It's called 'Cumming In A Minor'. I'm not a fan. There's twenty of them You can't milk a cow for 18 years They would eventually find me attractive.