I'm not your friend, buddy.
But I'm not sure it would be appropriate Because you can see the future! I'm already on stage 4. No one's listening to me. They both like digging shit up from the past I'm just not a fan. That's just Sinclair with the comedy I thought, "Man, what a weird way to start a conversation."
Because the few that didn't had arms couldn't get the other 10. The head researcher was quoted as saying "it turned out to be just as we expected". I got a job Because I'm not sure why you'd wanna fuck me He's a prick. I'm a cashew He was stoned to death. Don't worry, they will tell you.
He was hung You're too lazy to learn about the history of condoms Because they're always stuck-up cunts. Songs in the Key Lime Park. It's the first time I'm having sex with my mouth open. It's a tail-gating event. A Jew on a scale of 1 to 10 Nah, I'm just kidding. I don't know how to play golf.
...which is why I continue masturbating to it. Canoes tip. She said I didn't listen to her, but I knew that bitch was asleep He was a Master-baiter Because they can't even Because he was out-standing in his field. Their last big hit was the wall. He looked at the cum and said: "is this some kind of joke?"
A pomegranite. They both have a high rate of burnout. He was the only one with bat feet. Because it was a cuckoo coup. I'm not afraid of you, I eat you. He's a man after my own heart. He had a world record for sand-hole finishes Goes-in-tight!
...and says, "Mom, I'm over here!" He said, "Why are you crying? I'm having a ball!" You're either on a roll or taking shit from some asshole. Advil. I'm not sure if I should come prepared. You're a jerk." I haven't got a clue I was too busy masturbating. The first one says "I'll have a beer." The second one says "I'll have half a beer." The third one says "I'll have a glass of water." The first guy asks "Why would you want water?" The third one says "Because I want a bloody drink!"