I'm a vaudevillian. i try to stay out of sight when it comes to the other side.
They're both in bread Just kidding. They both can smell it but can't eat it. You get your palms red for free. The young woman turns to the man and says "I just found a condom hidden in the leaves, do you mind if I use it?" The man agrees. He puts it on his thumb and says to her "It's a condom, have you ever had it on your hand?" She replies "No, why?" The man replies "Because it keeps the flies off your fingers." I'm glad, I got that off my chest. It's that I'm poor and desperate.
It was a good trade. I guess it's coming home to roost But he doesn't have any guts I don't know, my basement is still dark When I woke up my pillow had gone. A central heating unit. Feminism.
Because the air is free. He was the first to wire Because they work with a calculator It's a real bummer. ...you might have dyslexia. but I was told it would be best in the field of Electrical Engineering. I can do it with my eyes closed.
I quit the job and got a better position. I guess that's why I'm such a bad parent. They're losing their cool. DAM!!! and asks for a pint of beer and a shot of rum. The barman looks up and says "you're a wee lad, where did you get those animals?" The caterpillar looks up and says "I met this bird who told me what to eat, and if I got any eggs, I had to put them in a special place". The barman looks down and says "what a hen - why have you got a pigeon in a special place?" The caterpillar looks up and says "because he's the only hen in the place who knows how to cook". The reception was great! He was looking for love in Alderaan places
Apparently, it's not acceptable to ask a nun if she has seen a penis. A stick. They turn the stool over. It's a Pabst-istage. A hotdog. SALLY'S FRIENDS They're both fucking close to water.
He's a real edge-taker. He said: "you're a 7/10 so far" They're both fucking close to water. The French flag. And the bartender says, "is this some kind of joke?" It's actually the answer to "Who's in the flagpole at Notre Dame?" Mayo neighs.