I was wondering who it was that said "You are not a robot" I now have an answer
They're getting grounded. There are three people on a boat. A big help wanted man, a medium help wanted man and a small help wanted man. The help wanted man was on a really big boat and the medium help wanted man had stayed on a smaller boat. The help wanted man got off of the boat and went home. The small help wanted man got on the boat and saw a large help wanted man. The small help wanted man said "Small man, you are missing a small" the big help wanted man replied "I'm missing a medium help wanted man" the small help wanted man got off the boat and went home. The small help wanted man then got off the boat and went home. The big help wanted man was getting home and he said "go on your way we still need big help wanted man" the small help wanted man said "thank you" the big help wanted man said "I have no problem getting out of here. But we have no way to get out of here. We have to go to the nearest town and get the biggest help wanted man we can find" the small help wanted man said "I will take the giant help wanted man. I will meet you here tomorrow." the big help wanted man said "big man I will meet you at the place with the big help wanted man when my boat sinks" They're good at running two countries at once. Because they're in sects Because I can't get to the back door at 3am. I'm going to call it "an apple a day keeps the doctor away" They're all in the same boat.
She was in denial. They both try to take out the trash The bartender says "what can I get you Mr. President?" That's the joke I'm sure he was just trying to make a little prophet They have the same middle name. ...but it's not stroganoff.
It's just a *waste* of time Hebrews it. He's got some serious selfie steam issues. The doctor says, "Well I can clearly see your nuts" I said, "That's great! I can't wait to meet my biological parents." I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision! I got a car, a new wardrobe, and a new wife.
A guy and his wife were going to have sex one night. So they went to a hotel room, and just started having sex. As things were getting heated, the guy realized that he doesn't have a condom, so he asks his wife for help. The wife says "What does the condom do?" The guy says "Well, it keeps the shot coming out of your mouth." The wife says "Oh, no thanks." The guy says "Well, I thought about this for a long time, but I don't want to get pregnant." I thought I could cope with the pain but it ended up being worse than I could've imagined... I don't get it, it's not like I have 2020 vision. Because he was outstanding in his field. I don't understand how someone can sleep with a lightbulb in the middle of the night A: A gunshot wound I was wondering why the police kept saying he was a "weapon of mass disruption"