I saw a woman wearing camouflage pants the other day. i said, i really see your colors.
I Quack you! Because you're hot as hell. The rest of the house needs to be cleaned aswell He's the only force that sticks. ...is he still wrong? More than they should be. That's just a myth.
It was a real eye-opener. Because all the fans left A big red rock eater. It was my first time on Reddit and I've already seen the front page hundreds of times. Telling your parents you're gay
I was in the shower with my girlfriend and she asked me to pass her a lip balm. I gave her a tube of Super Glue. Problem is, Super Glue for me is for her throat not for my dick. The first man said, I think it's because I've been carrying it for a year I asked my 17 brothers and sisters and they didn't know either. Because they always take things literally. I'm a PC aficionado and I've been waiting for this moment for far too long. I almost gave up waiting for it to come out of my system but it kept slipping out of my system. Elon musk walks into a bar and orders a drink. Elon sits down at the bar and orders a drink, and while he's drinking, he keeps digging into his pocket. When he's finished, he takes a step back, throws his legs up and says, "I have an important message for the people of Alabama." He looks around and says, "You see that house? I built that house with my bare hands. But do they call me Elon the house builder? No. You see that city? I built that city with my bare hands. But do they call me Elon the city builder? No. But you fuck one pig....."
His nose runs and his feet smell. Its fun to joke about, but I don't want to be around when it happens. The teepee was built in the middle of the course, so I wouldn't have to move from my ball. ... and the barman says "what can I get for you, sir?" and the guy says "let me get a pint of beer for myself and one for the poor bastard on the other side" He said it was a Coo Clucks Clan. The bartender says, sorry