I love a good haiku :D

So I'd be able to eat a lot more fiber if I didn't wear them. I guess you could say I'm pansexual. I was surprised when she didn't blow up when I kicked her in the face. Because they don't know where home is. Wii U I WII U I WII U I WII U WII U I WII U They both like a tight seal. It's called a Gank

It's a shitty situation. A couple of people didn't show, but I still had fun. It's called the "Hairy Potter". I said maybe Pop! It's the thot that counts. A tad-toe

They were definitely not the "young" animation they're looking for. Because it's so hard to get her to sleep I'd have a small loan of a million dollars. It was cinna-mon. It's a little horse. I guess you could say they're both fucking assholes. I guess it's the only time the Secret Service doesn't want to stand still in new situations.

I said I was a big fan of the Poles. Darth Vader: Hold my sister. ...until I realised that was just a pyramid scheme. It was a real hit with the crowd. He was looking for pooh. I don't know But I don't have a good punch line

Author: Zack Forbes