I just want to say I’m sorry for what I’ve done. That’s a lot to ask, tho.
First one to talk about it wins. Urine trouble Then I realized I was watching a dog chasing his tail. Because he was fingering A Minor. The first one is THE WORST This is why I don't like beets! He was an absolute unit. I had to bust a nut in her before she could eat. They have a lot of boos.
He was pretty pissed A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!" After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?" "No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!" Paddy says, "Beane, I've got one for you. It's a doughnut." Because they're always trying to get a Pikachu. A young woman walks into a drugstore and tells the pharmacist that she would like to buy a condom. The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her up and down and says "may I help you, ma'am?" She replies "Yes, I'd like to buy a condom for my 6 month old baby." With a slight grin on her face, the pharmacist asks "What's he trying to do there?" She replies "He's trying to get the shit right up his ass, ma'am!" One has hope in her soul and one has soap in her hole. He's in a stable condition now. I'd be like: Why am I still using a fucking key? And it's fucking discussing
A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?" I've never seen a pair of tits there. Because they're always Stalin. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629." I told her that's just a number. I can't jelly my dick in your ass Because he's a fungi. Does this make you a 'zebra'? Because they're fucking assholes
I was robbed at ball point. is it now a short term memory loss? It always takes them a while to realize what they did wrong. You are the wind beneath my wings It's a piece of cake He was just going through a stage You don't know what you're missing. Just like yo mama You can negotiate with a terrorist.
It's just going to go on Because the only thing they ever make is fission chips. They're amazing! Tulips on your organ She said 'get away from me you rotten c*nt'. A clock-woper. Asking for a friend. I don't think I can ever repay you. A man is in church when he is approached by a hooker. She says, "This is your lucky night. I've got a special game for you. I'll do absolutely anything you want for $300 as long as you can say it in three words." The man replies, "Hey, why not?" He pulls his wallet out of his pocket and lays $300 on the bar, and says slowly. "Paint…my….house."
Simrah Kerr
