How do you make a naked man feel important? paint him in a vest.
Just like his jokes. A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, "Please may I hide under your skirt. I will explain later." The nun agreed... A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, "Sister, have you seen a soldier?" The nun replied, "Nope, not today sir, sorry." After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt said "I can't thank you enough, sister. You see, I don't want to go to war in Iran." The nun said, "I understand completely." The soldier added, "I hope this isn't rude sister but you have a great set of legs!" The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher you would have seen a great set of balls.... I don't want to go to Iran either." Oh, man! I don't know, maybe 1 or 2? I don't know why, but it's driving me nuts. She said, "No, but I've told a donkey to fuck off." He told me he was an eighth-theist.
I don't think he remembered. he said he couldn't complain I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face. Because they're ugly and they smell A camel meets an elephant. The elephant asks jokingly: Why do you have two breasts on your back?" The camel replies: "With a face like yours A man is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later there's a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail on the porch. The snail says: 'What the hell was that all about?' ...Theresa May.
It's a real hit with the crowds. You don't. He's behind bars! He was a real Moaner When it is ajar. This is why you should never chicken in America. But I've been tripping all day. I'm not sure, but the flag is a big plus.
Suddenly, the funeral director leans in and says, "I thought to myself: gee, this has got to be a pretty serious problem." I think they are the suicide bombers. I guess they don't appreciate random people knocking on their door ...because it was really time consuming. They are always up to something. Shit doesn't matter, he won't come. I called a taxi, but the ride was rough, so I took my bike.
It's the worst running gag of all time. I'm running out of words to describe how badly I was getting. but I'm not addicted. I'm just ambivalent. and it would have been fine if I'd brought it to a moment They're the wurst! I can't wait to see their faces when they open it. A spaghetto
I don't know, but the flag is a huge plus. He was in a cent ...or is it just me? ... it's in the middle of 9/11. It's a little bit funny. Or you can just go to the supermarket and get a tuna.. Because they had a checkered past