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How do you keep a brunette in suspense? tell her she's pregnant.

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I mean, I know he's black and all, but I doubt he'll shoot anyone. It's a dead meme. I guess you could say I'm the living proof that Martin Luther would have lived a holy life. The airplane crashes on the first landing, and everyones face is blood. The priest looks down and sees that he had committed the sin of sloth. The rabbi looks up and sees that he had committed the sin of greed. The priest and rabbi look at each other and ask him why he isn't sloth? The priest replies "Rabbis don't have time for sloth, but for fuck sake I am!" I guess it's cheaper that way. He is too clingy

...and he sees this small man playing the piano. The man, astounded, asks the bartender why there is a small man playing the piano in the bar. The bartender pulls out a dusty old lamp and says that there is a genie inside and that he would grant one wish to anyone who frees him. The man wishes for 1 million bucks, but instead 1 million ducks instantly appeared. Infuriated, the man stormed to the bartender and screamed "I thought you said genies don't exist!" The bartender shakes his head and says "yes they do, but the genie is a little hard of hearing." So I told her to get out of my fort. Telling your parents you're gay. You can't take your eyes off them When they're both full of shit. But I don't see it

He was a real downer. Asking for a friend Because they're not going to give you the fuck up. I'm not saying my girlfriend is the best in the world. I'm just saying that the way she looks at me is quite impressive. But I don't think he could pull it off. He was having a midlife crisis.

He said "I'm not a fan". A small cog in the wheel chair I have a new job to do. I can start at any moment. You can't wear black after Labor Day. A fire truck on the moon. A dell

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Published on June 8, 2022
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