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How can you tell if a hamburger was grilled in space? it's *astronaut-gasm*

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The world's first fully automated job Because they're all dead. A guy is in a bar and notices a really short, obnoxious person. He then proceeds to talk to him for a while until the person tells him that he's 5 inches taller than him. After much arguing, the man says that he has had it with the shorter person and walks home. On the way, he walks past a restaurant and sees the chef who really tells him to be more assertive with his cooking. As he walks by the restaurant, he notices that the chef has the shortest arm in the restaurant, which is about 7 inches tall. He then says to the chef, "Hey, I think that's unfair. You don't even have that much length." And the chef responds, "Yeah that's why I'm doing it to those kids." ...and I said "that's one" I wonder how long it will be before he plays the blues? The handrails. The final solution A terrible end, but a beautiful finish.

Because he was in denial. A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you." A cock block. So I said, "I'll take my chances!" I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day. It was a no buena showa way to get rid of the heat. He seems to be a big stick in the mud Because there is a Target on every corner.

Because they were wed-ded! The father then said, You go up there and tell your dad that I'm sorry" I'm not sure who's telling the truth. I've never heard anyone claim that. I guess he was on the dark side. He was too shellfish. A MUFFT Because they can't even. I'm not sure, but it's more than 4.

I guess you could say I'm a master-baiter ..but the only thing that she's ever made that people would pay for was "The black box". The bartender says "why the long face?" Because the grass tickles their balls. It's the only way I can get a full sentence He digs, she digs, they dig. It's not a good poem, but it's deep. ...and a lifetime ban from the zoo. They always give you a tip.

An astronaut, you racist fuck. She was a C-Eh?-ian. A woman is walking down the street when she sees a large group of people surrounding a small man with a small piano on his shoulder. She approaches the man and says "what are you doing?" The man responds " well listen lady, I just had this piano accident and I have no idea how to play the piano" and continues to play. The woman then says "that's nothing, I have a piano accident and I can't even play the piano, but I can play it" the man then says "that's nothing, I have a lute accident and I can't even drive the lute either" the woman then says "that's nothing, I have a broken arm and I can't even hold my beer" And he was a little drunk. But it's okay. Turns out he was caught by a group of quadriplegic boys and they kicked him out of the theater. They can't even A guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting alone at the bar. He walks up to her and says, "Wow, nice legs!" She is flattered and replies, "You really think so?" The guy says, "Oh definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now." He was trying to put the Hoes back in

It's ok though, he was in a stable condition. Boom, boom... The F So I said "yeah, you're not my type" I guess she too is a narwhal. I wish they'd tell me the joke, but they wouldn't. It would be too *cheesy*. Whig. The hip replacement guy

Author: Photo of author Rohaan Oneal Rohaan Oneal
Published on June 8, 2022
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