*falls off of gondolier* *plummets to the ground* *spoonful of champagne*

...and one says to the other: "Hey, wanna get shit-faced?" He told me that if I can remember the name of the song, he'll give me a free beer. I said, "Fuck that, I'll remember it." You're so ugly that when you went to shower and turned on the shower light, you were able to see the whole hallway. When it's bakin' lettuce and tomato. The proctologist is not allowed to participate. I'm not sure, but I heard he tried to hack it.
They call it a nougat. I'm a 4/10 so I'm very disappointed Racist It's a Dyson outlet Jk He said it was his "spaceiality."
it's the only thing I'm able to hang myself with. But I'm not about to listen to some drunk who talks to himself. It's a little bit funny I mean, how can you say that's a big red flag for cocaine? I can't even play video games anymore because they always say, "You are a stupid fool!" A money-laundering scheme.
they get better with repeated deliveries. It's Christmas, Eve! ...but it's still not nearly as sensitive as Reddit. It's just a pigment of your imagination. A boomerang You know what the best way to ruin a joke is?
The wheelchair I don't know, but I dont fuck with him ..it was a Mac Miller. The bartender says, "What is this, a joke?" But you fuck one goat... She says "I'm all outta here!"
