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Dude, girl. I hate how you just blanked everyone

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Just one, but you gotta drop the # Is like having a fast car because of how fast it goes No, but April May A brown recluse. They're both fucking good at putting numbers in there. In the beginning, God created the heaven and the earth... After that, everything else was made in China. Because it was a Pb and J sandwich.

The boss yells, 'You should've been here at 8.30!' He replies. 'Why? What happened at 8.30?' He was too far out man... I'd have a mint. They are both fucking close to water The bartender asks "What can I get for you?" The man says "I'll have a beer." The bartender asks "Why?" The man says "I found $50 in the parking lot. Two weeks ago someone had stolen my car." The bartender says "Hey buddy, I'll give you a shot, but before you order, you should know that your left hand has a small split right down the middle. If you don't mind me asking, how did you get the split in the first place?" The man says "Well, two weeks ago I was sitting behind the car, taking a leak. When I lifted the hood, I noticed that my glovebox was open and someone had sneezed on my hand." The bartender is shocked, but says "That's not very suspicious, but I'll ask around and see what's going on." The bartender goes to the back of the bar, and a guy is sitting there. The bartender says "Hey, didn't I mention anything about your glovebox being open?" The guy replies "Yeah, but I also have a small cut on my left ear, and I can't seem to get rid of it." So the bartender goes back in the bar and asks the guy with the cut his left ear. He says "I was taking a leak and someone came in the window and mopped my head off!" It's called a teacher of the deaf An Egyptian national flag

Because he's got little legs. A man is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but, he finally gets the tickets. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he waits and finally gets the limo rented. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but he eventually gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there's no punchline. Because he was outstanding in his field. I can't believe she didn't see that coming. He had a bad sea-weed. I can't believe she didn't see that coming. They're both fucking close to water

A man was walking along one day, and he came upon a small wooden box. Curious, he opened it and saw a tiny man inside it, playing a tiny piano. He asked the man, What are you doing?" He was a real ass. He's in a bit of a pickle. I don't know how to play chess. That's why I'm in the DNC! They both have a thumbs up from the doctor. He was a real sauerkraut.

They both come from pussies If you are not one of the 3% Fucking stupid. He was defrocked for being too athletic. A couple of brothers are watching TV. The one says, "Hey, let's go watch a movie." The other brother says, "I can't, I sold my kidney." The brother says, "So what did you sell?" The other brother says, "Well, I sold the kidney of a prostitute." The brother says, "What the hell is a prostitute?" The brother says, "Well, she'll take it from behind." The same middle name. I was walking down the street when I saw a black man carrying a TV. My mind went wild! I thought to myself, "Man, I've got to get that!". I walked towards it and as I was walking I saw a woman and her husband standing by the TV. I said to myself, "Well they've got to be in a commercial or something!".

Because he was outstanding in his field. (Its ok there is no one in the world that had a better career than him) A man asks a farmer near a field, Sorry sir It was a nice, big deal. I would even give it a 9 out of 10. They were UNBELIEVABLE. Because it was a Weetabix. So I tried to warn her but it only made things worse. I'm going to be late to the dentist

Author: Photo of author Darin Goulding Darin Goulding
Published on June 8, 2022
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