What does a perverted frog say? no, why?
What do you call a guy who likes to watch tv and eat soap? a tunereater
I was going to tell a joke about my penis... but i'm a bit shaky.
A guy walks into a library... woops, wrong subreddit.
What do you call a group of black people? a group, you racist.
That's good. I hope the new character is great.
I tried to eat a clock once. it was very time consuming
No idea, but Iām sure the waffle flavor was great!
What kind of phone does a vampire use? a mobile phone.
Definitely. I'm not a huge sports fan but I've been watching a lot of games this week.
Why was the airport frustrated? because they were all waiting in a terminal.
So i went to a barber shop yesterday... ...and asked for a burn!
How does a pirate greet each other? cruz
Why do they say i have simile problems in the nude? because it's too easy to get horny.
Q: why can't a blonde dial 911? a: she can't find the eleven.
